BUT WAIT, I DO RUN A ZOO!
Unlike Gerald McGrew,
I am not looking for any new animals for my zoo,
I already have two.
I have a Luka-ma-duka-ma-dill
Who has a very strong will
And can sometimes be a bit of a pill
He, (like the zookeeper) loves to ski down a big hill
And can often be found out in the garden with dad helping him till.

Luka-ma-dukas’ favourite games are the rhyma-ba-dyme
And the lego-ma-bego.
They can spend hours upon hours in the ‘construction site’
Building things of extraordinary heights.
The other animal in my zoo
Is a Caleb-bo-baleb-ba-doo
He squeals with delight when his mom is in sight
And it seems that water and bathtime give him quite a fright.
Luke’s name for him is ‘Clonker-bo-bonker’,
As when he is mad he whams his head into any hard surface resembling a floor.
The results of this can be quite poor
With Caleb having a goose egg the size of a store.

Caleb loves to sweep
Although when he trips over the broom it often makes him weep.
They both are alot of fun and are always keeping me on the run,
But I wouldn’t have it any different although I am often spent
And want to go into retirement.
I don’t have to go to far away places to find the animals for my zoo.
I don’t need to go to Zomba-ma-tant and bring back a Bustard who eats custard
Nor do I need to use my skeegle mobile to go to where the winds squeal
I don’t need to go to the north-eastern west part of South Carolina
Or the Island of Yerka to bring back a tizzle-topped Tufted Mazurka
There are no two animals as fine
Than the two animals of mine

The Animals in My Zoo!
So, I am not looking for any more animals for my zoo
And unlike Gerald McGrew I don’t want anything new.
With my two, I know what my zoo is worth
And I have the gol-darndest zoo on the face of the earth!
On the face of the earth!















